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My New Haircut - Jewish Edition
Spoof of the famous "My New Haircut" video: This is the Jewish Edition!
Oy Vey!
A few people have had trouble understanding the video because they are not Jewish. We don't discriminate here, so below is an explanation of everything Jewish mentioned in the video... so, I guess that's everything.
EXPLANATION OF EVERYTHING FOR GOYIM (NON-JEWS):
-Yarmulke: The hat that Jews wear on their head. (The one I am wearing in the video)
-Tuchus: Ass, butt, rear end
-Mishpocha: My Crew/friends/family
-Shtup: To Fuck or hump
-Yenta: A Jew, usually a woman, who tends to gossip... I use it in the sense of a Jewish female.
-Shmeckle: Penis
-Shicksas: Non-Jewish women.
-Mensch: A good boy/ well-mannered gentleman; highly respected.
-"Ashem as my witness": "G-d as my witness"
-Schmuck: A jerk
-Punim: Literally means a face, but is used in the terms of a bad face or a bad look, like the "evil eye"
-Zetz: A hit or a smack
-Schnoz: Nose
-Boychick: An endearing term for a Jewish male.
-Shabbos: Jewish version of The Sabbath.
-Oy/Oy Vey/Oy Gevault: An exclamation, like, "Ugh!"
-Matzah: Unleavened bread that Jews eat on the holiday of Passover.
-Mammeleh: Yiddish for Mom or Mother.
-Schfitz: Sweat
-JCC: Acronym for Jewish Community Center. The Jewish equivalent of the YMCA.
-Macabi Beer: An Israeli Beer.
-Gefilte Fish: A Jewish delicacy. It is basically Carp fish ground up with gelatin and molded together into a lump.
-Latkes: Potato Pancakes, generally eaten during Hanukah.
-Kuggel: Another type of Jewish food. It is kind of like Bread pudding, but usually cut into squares.
-Hamantaschen: Jewish cookies made for the holiday, Purim. They are triangle-shaped and jelly-filled. They are triangular because of the evil emperor Haman's hat (That's why I make the triangle over my head).
-Farshnikkert/Farshikkert: Drunk/shitfaced (A shikker is a drunk)
-Manischewitz (pronounced MAN-i-SHEV-ITS): Jewish Kosher wine. It is known for it's unbearably sweet taste. It's pretty gross.
-Mikveh/Mikvah: A ceremonial Jewish bath/shower/washing place. (Instead of saying "I shower in that shit" I say "I fill my Mikveh with that shit"
-Shul: Temple/Synagogue. Where Jews worship (Our version of church)
-North Shore: Refers to the North Shore of Long Island, where many Jews live, myself included.
-Lower East Side: Refers to the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where many Jews live.
Okay, now you know Yiddish! If you have ANY other questions, please comment or message me.
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The Jewish-Arab Peace Song (w/ English subtitles)
A song for Break the Gaza Siege delegation (www.freegaza.org) which included Jews, Christians & Muslims, including several Israelis.
In this video, Jewish-Israeli and Palestinian singers and musicians joined together to perform the Hebrew-Arabic song "Hevenu Shalom Aleinu" (We Brought Peace Upon Us) - "Ma Ana Ajmal Min Salam" (There is Nothing More Beautiful Than Peace).
Sung in both Hebrew and Arabic, this Middle-Eastern-Jewish-style inspiring, jazzy song challenges us to overcome decades of hatred and violence, and replace them with human rights, multiculturalism, and appreciation of the common humanity of both people.
To paraphrase JFK, ask not what they can do to end violence and occupation, but what you can do for Israeli-Palestinian peace. Here are some suggestions: 1) Simply send this link to your mailing lists to inspire people to act as peacemakers; 2) donate whatever you can to humanitarian initiatives, such as "Break the Gaza Siege" which has been a huge success but terribly needs donations; and 3) plan a trip to Israel and the Palestinian territories to see for yourself. There are several organizations which can help you with such a trip. In any event, don't remain silent. Silence is complicity.
The song, which later became the anthem of Peace Child Israel, was performed by the following singers (in order of appearance):
Jewish-Israeli -
Leah Shabat
Shlomo Gronich
Zehavah Ben
Eli Luzon
Palestinian -
Sahmir Shukri
Nivine Jaabri
Elias Julianos
Lubna Salame
To download this video:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1354574/the_jewish_arab_jazzy_peace_song/
TRANSLITERATION
(Hebrew)
yesh beneynu hiburim
she'horeynu lo halmu
yesh beneynu diburim
she'ad koh lo nishme'u.
anahnu kan bishvil koolam
anahnu gesher ve'soolam
bishvil mi she'holem
bishvil mi she'halam.
ve'od be'hayeynu
ve'od be'yameynu
nashir be'koleynu:
HEVENU SHALOM ALEINU...
(Arabic)
idak lou yib'a idi
imanak wil'ahlam
minamar dinya jdidi
danya mahbi wa'salam
wilama 'niya titsafa
kool inas biyib'ku nas
minsir eylet hub
eyli tishrab min kas.
min kas i'salam
min kas i'salam
kas i'salam:
MA ANA AJMAL MIN SALAM...
(Hebrew)
ken, horeynu kvar akhlu
boser ad etmol shilshom
akh shineynu titpal'u
lo tikhena od hayom.
(Arabic)
sawiyeh minwahed al'kaloob
sawiyeh minawer al'kool
ma awlad i'salam
ma awlad al-ahlam
(Arabic and Hebrew)
min kas i'salam ve'od be'hayeynu
min kas i'salam ve'od be'yameynu
kas i'salam nashir be'koleynu
Hevenu Shalom Aleinu...
Ma Ana Ajmal Min Salam...
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