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Yayinci: FunPolitics
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Anti-Democrat Humor
Take a break from serious politics and enjoy!
Don't bother reading the following unless you have watched the ENTIRE video. Match the number of the joke/picture in the video with the number here for explanations.
1. "If they're on an island, how do they speak English?"
Its a joke.
2.Pigs are more civilized than Democrats.
3. Democrats are always saying how they really are good people deep down - although they never show it.
4. Self explanatory.
5. Democrats are always making stupid comments, and the media jumps on them.
6. MOST (not all) Democrats are dirt bags.
7. They both take money, Democrats waste it on pointless Government projects.
8. Self explanatory.
9. Self explanatory.
10. Self explanatory.
11. Al Gore is STUPID. If global warming is happening, then I'm paying $0.50 for gas per gallon.
12. Democrats raise taxes for wasteful projects.
13. Democrats whine about EVERYTHING.
14. Yes, I'm well aware that big-foot was fake, but still, it seems more real than a smart democrat by FAR.
15. Bill Clinton + Hillary Clinton = Chelsea. They're both bad lawyers and both bad politicians.
16. Self explanatory.
17. Self explanatory.
18. Self explanatory.
19. A comic by Rob Rodgers
20. Look at the facts, most people w/o jobs tend to vote democrat. 60% of crimes are committed by high school drop outs. Most people without jobs are high school drop outs.
21. Self explanatory.
22. Self explanatory (if you lived through the 90's)
23. Democrats (especially Hillary and Barack) NEVER stop bickering.
24. Howard Dean hates you and I both.
25. Evolve from primitive creatures to civilized humans.
26. It's a bumper sticker that you put on the back of your SUV.
27. Republicans want to fight terrorists there via the War in Iraq. The Democrats want to fight the war here via terrorist attacks - what idiots!
28. Self explanatory.
29. Self explanatory.
30. Self explanatory.
31. Fox News is the Conservative slanted news station - democrats fear being out-debated by people with three times their IQ's. (e.g. Bill O'Reily vs. Hillary. Bill won)
32. Most public school teachers are democrats and should NOT be teaching America's future how to be stupid.
33. Self explanatory.
34. [Stupid] People are always saying how Hillary Clinton is the answer. Answer to what? Who do I vote for to destroy America?
35. If cars ran on stupidity, Democrats would never have to worry about filling their tanks.
36. If you actually know what you're talking about, than it should be self explanatory.
37. In 2004 the Democrats cried "If Bush wins a second term I'm moving to Canada!". Red states = Bush, Blue = Kerry.
38. Democrats take from hard working families and give to lazy idiots that dropped out of high school.
39. Obama's book "The Audacity of Hope" is a bunch of crap. See #47.
40. Self explanatory.
41. Let's look at the legacies of our last few Presidents and possible future ones.
Regan: Brought down communism.
H.W. Bush: Won the Cold War bringing down communism in Russia.
Clinton: Brought down his pants.
W. Bush: Brought down terrorism.
McCain WILL: Bring down terrorism
Obama WILL: Bring down America.
42. Obama LIES, in fact all Democrats do that - name one (that came AFTER Vietnam) that didn't/doesn't lie.
43. Obama lacks experience to be President - simple as that.
44. See #43.
45. Self explanatory.
46. Self explanatory.
47. McCain has actual leadership experience - Obama lacks that so he bases his campaign on "Hope". See #39.
48. Self explanatory.
49. Al Gore is as stupid as, no! Stupider than a rock.
50. I apologize if this statement offended anyone. I feel strongly against abortion and I believe it is truly wrong. Oh, and to all you hippies, if you want to stop "the killing," stop abortion. Since the start of the Iraq war, 6,587,650 American children have been murdered by abortion.
51. Hillary is a worse punishment than a nuclear weapon.
52. Liberals (specifically Barack Obama) refuse to say the pledge. The United States IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD, whether you're atheist or Christian.
53. Self explanatory.
54. Self explanatory.
55. "You swore when you told us not to at the beginning, you're more of a hypocrite than Obama or Hillary." Okay? I did not make the picture, I thought it was funny so I incorporated it into the video.
56. This is about when Obama said that small town Pennsylvania clung to guns and religion.
57. I know this one was hard to read. The top map was for 2004. I have a dream that in 2008 all the states will vote Republican.
58. I'm sorry, I made a mistake. 10 out of 10 idiots are Democrats, they don't necessarily support Obama.
59. Self explanatory.
60. "Dem-o-crap? Wow, you're real mature." I can do without the sarcasm, but get all that liberalism out of you and get some common sense.
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Gay Democrat Debate in 10 Minutes
Pure PANDERMANIA! Exit question: Does Silky remind you of Tom Cruise? From website 365GAY: (Los Angeles, California) The Democratic candidates for President made history last night by participating in the first-ever televised forum on LGBT issues.
The most surprising comment of the evening came from Gov. Bill Richardson, who, in response to a question posed by singer/activist Melissa Etheridge said, that he believed that sexual orientation was a "choice."
"I can't believe he meant that," said forum moderator and journalist Margaret Carlson afterwards. "As someone who as governor wants to bring domestic partnerships to New Mexico , he either didn't understand the question or needs to rethink."
The candidates—Sen. Hilary Clinton, Sen. Barack Obama, Sen. John Edwards, Gov. Bill Richardson, Congressman Dennis Kucinich and Sen. Mike Gravel-each came to the stage solo for about 15 minutes to answer questions posed by Etheridge, Carlson, journalist Jonathan Capehart and HRC executive director Joe Solomonese. The conversations were broadcast live on Logo (which owns 365Gay) and online at VisibleVote08.com. Neither Sen. Joe Biden nor Sen. Chris Dodd appeared, citing scheduling concerns.
For the most part, the candidates kept to the lines they had drawn in previous debates. All of the candidates supported repealing Don't Ask, Don't Tell; all want full civil rights for LGBT's - though the category "full civil rights" includes gay marriage only for dark horses Kucinich and Gravel; all supported rolling back the Defense of Marriage Act.
Obama noted that he has made it a point to talk about gay issues to all audiences, including "the most important speech of my life [at the Democratic National Convention], in my announcement that I was running for president and to black ministers."
Capehart noted afterwards that this was an important thing for the candidate to say. "Gay people often feel that they are separated, apart. This clip from Obama says no, you are a part of America ."
One of the most emotional moments came when Etheridge told Clinton that coming out during President Bill Clinton's inauguration had made her "hopeful"—at first.
Then, she said, tears in her eyes, "our hearts were broken, we were thrown under the wheels of the bus."
Clinton responded that she disagreed with that interpretation, saying that with a very divisive Republican Congress, many issues weren't moved forward as quickly as she personally would have liked. She added that as President she would roll back the "assault" from the President and the Republicans on the LGBT community. "It's been demeaning and degrading. That will end. That is over."
Edwards said that he was wrong, in an earlier debate, to state that he was against gay marriage because of his religious background, and that he felt very strongly both about equality and about the division between church and state. However, he said, "The time for political doublespeak is over. You deserve to know the truth. My position has not changed. I do not support gay marriage."
Both Kucinich and Gravel stressed that they believed in full equality, including marriage, and that love between same-sex couples was just as valid and should be recognized the same as love between heterosexual couples.
Logo reaches 28 million homes. MTV Networks chair and CEO Judy McGrath noted that there was no consumer backlash to the presidential forum; no advertisers had pulled out.
She applauded the forum, saying, "I was humbled by it, exhilarated. It was too short. I wanted them to talk all day. This was a great moment in the history of civil rights."
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